pie-homestuck-and-llamas:

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

boost this until he finds it and confirms

stylinson-ofabitch:

givedeanwinchesterhispie:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

PLUS THE FACT THAT THE CAMERA WENT TO TAYLOR OTHER THAN ANY OTHER CELEBRITY

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

skullspeare:

man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets

'commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms'

'excellent. elaborate please'

'all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space'

'what the fuck'

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr social justice: spreading the world apart instead of bringing us together, one group at a time.

I’m falling in love with Villain!Bill and it’s destroying my life pls send help.

Back to School
Kindergarten: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
Elementary/Middle: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!
High school: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
I’m gonna write tonight!!
Me fucking lying to myself (via tachibanaharuchan)