japantys:

source

martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

a-lovely-russian:

Francis: You know it’s my birthday today? I can’t believe only your father remembered! 

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

Stages of being an anime fan
Discovery: Huh, what a cute little Japanese show. Looks interesting, maybe I'll take a look lol
Stage 1 weeaboo: GUYS ANIME AND JAPAN ARE SO KAWAII DESU~~~~!!!1 >//w//< Nya I wanna live in Japan it's the best country in the world!! 日本はすごいですね~~!!ww
Realization: Oh no someone murder my past self I like anime but that was awful
Avoidance: Wow, anime is so overrated. Stop acting like Japan is the best country in the world and glorifying them, you weeaboo trash.
Reemergence: I suddenly remembered the entirety of World is Mine oh no
Stage 2 weeaboo: somEONE STOP ME BEFORE I REWATCH DEATH NOTE AND NARUTO
Acceptance: I'm weeaboo trash ww

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.